NORTHAMPTON CLOWN WARNS, “BE AFRAID…BE VERY AFRAID!”

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January 2, 2014

NORTHAMPTON CLOWN WARNS, “BE AFRAID…BE VERY AFRAID!”

NORTHAMPTON – January 1, 2014 – The Northampton Clown has released a new book titled, “21 Insights to the Happy Life of the Northampton Clown”. The book is a disturbing and twisted combination of horror, comedy, fiction and fact. The Northampton Clown attempts to help “mortal humans” understand how his psychotic zombie-like way of life brings him happiness and fulfillment.

What many thought was going to be an autobiography turned out to be a chilling account of his strange existence. His release on December 27th, just two days after Christmas, delighted horror fans and shocked the clown community. Although the Northampton Clown claims that his antics are just a bit of innocent fun, his new book outlines a dark past and a freakish delight in terrorizing humans. Within the pages of his book, the clown sends a warning to society, “Any time you lay your head on the pillow and close your eyes to fall asleep, there is most likely a white-faced horror lurking outside your bedroom window.” The book has given his cult-like followers a creepy and bloody story to devour. Felicity Sarah Caroline posted to the clown’s Facebook wall, just days after the release, “I couldn’t put it down once I started it!”

Quotes from the book:

“Yes, I admit, I do quite enjoy the taste of blood and there’s nothing quite like a rotting human brain with a side of intestines. However, don’t let my appetite fool you.” – Northampton Clown

“I also love the color blue because of the fact that it’s the color of my victims after I have choked the life out of their pathetic little bodies. Before I sink my razor sharp teeth into them, I love to just stare at their cold, dead and yes, blue lifeless bodies. Yes, I realize that sounds very sick and demented to you humans, but to me… It’s just about my happiness.” – Northampton Clown

About 21 Book Series:

The 21 Book Series is a series of books that provides key information such as; tips, facts, ways, how to’s, and much more on a wide variety of topics and niches. It is our goal to provide quality content and pertinent information for our readers on almost any topic through quick and easy to read books. Our books are available in a variety of formats such as; e-books, printed, and some are available as audio books. Learn more about the book series at www.21bookseries.com.

The book is available at:
http://21bookseries.com/northamptonclown

Amazon UK Link
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Insights-Happy-Northampton-Clown-Series/dp/1494793482/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1388084146&sr=8-2&keywords=northampton+clown

This press release and other information can be found at this link: http://21bookseries.com/newsroom

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21 Book Series
Marketing Director: Todd Anderson
todd@21bookseries.com
1-937-974-7334
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